1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.

Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.

Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:

"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)

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Judge 2 a smart girl
U murdered ur frend jst bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur notebook?

Girl
Yes, bcoz that page had an autograph of "SHERY"
Uff ye grlz b na =P

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Bohat Dino'n Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Dosto'n Ko

Aaj Film " Kameeney " Dekhi Tou Sab Yaad Aa Gaye ;-

Waisey tou un dono bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal na thi "paPpu"

Par raat ko Cheni ki khatir dono kutton ki tarha lar
paray... ;->

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Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy

Koi Billi mangy
Hum sher deingy

Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy

Magar

koi CHEENI mangy to

Hum Cheer dein gy... ;->

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Bhikari Pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.

Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.

Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana... ;->

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If I were to make a dictionary

CUTE - YOU

SWEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

GOOD LOOKING - YOU

BEAUTIFUL - YOU

LIAR - ME ... =P ;->

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Most interesting lines on T shirt of a girl,
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Exuse me!
My face is above..... =P ;->

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If I died or went somewhere far, I'd write your name on every star so everyone could look up and see you mean the world to me.

I believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked you out from all the rest cause He knew i'd love you the best!